I was sitting in my usual place, with my foot up, as it's still in plaster. When I looked outside, and there was the cutest 5 day old lamb outside my ranch slider on my deck. It had been brought round for me to see by Carol and Logan. There's something about babies isn't there? It can melt the strongest heart, no matter what kind of animal it is.
So I brought it inside...
Aren't I just the cutest it said. I had to agree!
She ran over to the bulldog statue at the door and whispered sweet nothings in his ear. If the bulldog could have, it would have wagged his tail and licked her.
"I'm ready to play" she said to the cat. But the cat would have none of it.
"Take that then" and she poked out her tongue. (Carol has obviously been teaching her bad habits already!)
"How dare you be here" said Kassia Cat. "You can leave if you want. Now wouldn't be soon enough!!"
"Definitely not, I'm not going home, I'm far too tired just now and here's a spot just for me, right on the wires for the great big TV!"
At this stage the lamb decided it needed to PEE! So it went outside for a few minutes...
"Take that" said the cat "stay out there, don't come back"
"There's giant rabbits out here, so please let me back in"
"No way" said the cat, "not by the hair on my chinny chin chin"
Then while the cat wasn't looking.... we let her back in!!!
"Oh cat, I bow to your cunning and superior intellect, for it could only be so if you're given your own house with an electric blanket to live in"
"Can you believe this?" said the cat 'IT is making itself comfortable next to MY house"
"How dare you sit there! I will stare until you leave - don't you dare stay there"
"Oh Gawd - she's gone to sleep!!!"
"I'm not moving or leaving so you can stare at me all day"
"Isn't this cat hilarious, with her funny bully way"
"Peace at last - the cat finally went away"
Aren't I just cute?